Cabsolutely

What makes me unhappy? Getting in a cab, naming a destination and being asked by the cab driver how I want to go there. Or, more specifically, "should I go _____ way or _____ way?" The subtext seems to be, "Name the longer way and I'll be happy to oblige you." Btw, worst cab drivers as to driving ability in the world = Singaporean cab drivers. Maybe that's why there is no practice of tipping them.

If you're going to be the worst drivers in history AND if you're going to ask me how to get everywhere, maybe you should just slide over and let me drive. We'd both be less carsick and we'd get everywhere faster. I might even tip myself for the service.